I think we can all admit that we’re a little over Valentine’s Day as a whole. Sure it’s romantic and has been celebrated for way longer than I care to Google but we’ve entered into a new age of couples and how they celebrate. We have steak and BJ day which happens to fall just one month after the notorious V-Day and now, without further ado, I introduce
CAKE AND CUNNILINGUS DAY!!!
You thought April was all about 4/20, but you have never been more wrong! April 14th is being taken over for all the peeps with vaginas. Celebrate with some sweet cakes and clitoral play and give your partner something to talk about when you’re not around.
First step: Bake a cake!
It sounds super hard at first if you don’t know how to read or follow precise directions, but rest assured you can always buy a box brand. You should know your partner's favourite flavour by this point, but if not, you’re going to have to guess. Better to have the wrong cake than no cake at all unless they have an allergy you forgot about. We can’t help you with that one. Let’s just assume you’re going to go with the easiest cake. Vanilla. Here’s what you’re going to need:
Flour, butter, baking powder, salt, sugar, eggs, milk and vanilla extract. We’ll get to the frosting later.
Let's start by outlining the three most important steps to take when baking a cake:
1. Grease up your baking pan. Whether it’s round, square, rectangle or whatever the shape, you’re gonna want to prep properly. If you have a sense of humour, then I’d seriously suggest getting a hilarious Pecker Pan.
2. Make sure you have all the ingredients you need. Sometimes I’ve been left in the middle of the baking only to realize I have 2 eggs and not 4. It happens.
3. Preheat your oven or your time management will be completely off.
Just like foreplay, these extra few moments can lead to more satisfaction. Even if you end up screwing it up, the thought was there and I’ve heard that it’s the thought that counts. Also, just like sex, don't be discouraged if you have disappointing results from baking your cake. Whether it's your first time or you bake regularly, practice makes perfect and your partner will appreciate your valiant efforts.
What Even IS Cunnilingus?
Cunnilingus is the oral stimulation of female genitalia. Basically it’s going down on a female and hopefully stimulating the clit. While many women highly enjoy it, it has a popular reputation for being difficult to accomplish, (say many men) or can be performed lousily (say many more women). For our vagina owning friends flying solo this Cake and Cunnilingus Day, never fear! There are tons of sexy toy options which we’ll outline below.
Three Cunnilingus Tips to Keep Them Coming Back for More
Even though I’m still worried about you completing the cake, it's time to dig into the really tasty stuff. Cunnilingus is an art that requires lots of practice and passion to (almost) perfect. Think about the sex bible from American Pie. Generations of teenage boys teaching each other how to get a girl off. While it may seem simple enough, there are many creative tips to treat your partner.
These three pointers should help you out.
1. Pay (Close) Attention to Your Partner's Needs and let them correct you.
Have you been listening to what your partner really wants? Sometimes it’s hard to talk about this kind of stuff, but listening and being open is the most important cunnilingus tip (and overall sex tip) we can give. It will absolutely help you learn the best ways to stimulate your person orally. In fact, many, (if not most) women need clitoral stimulation to reach an orgasm, so take notes!
2. Take Your Time and Enjoy the Moment
Yes, going down on your partner is meant to please them, but what's stopping you from enjoying it too? Spend some time learning and practicing the basics, and take things slow. Build up the anticipation by teasing her and kissing other areas of their body, then gradually work your way to that pivotal moment. After all, it's about the journey, not just the destination. Unless they’re into getting right to the destination. Nothing wrong with that either! One of the best sellers PinkCherry has is the Playful Furry Cuffs With Keys. That will certainly add some drama if you want to up the ante. Or maybe add an eye mask to the fun and games so they don’t see what’s coming!
3. Get Creative with Accessories!
We already kind of touched on this above, but there are way more accessories to go over. Toys and other accessories can spice things up in the bedroom and also make oral pleasure way more fun! The possibilities are endless, from using dildos and flavored lubes to whipped cream. If you're a lady riding solo, you can take yourself into your own hands, or get off with one of our clitoral suction vibrators or even a clitoral stimulator that looks and feels like a tongue!
Make Cake And Cunnilingus Day Extra Special With PinkCherry!
This April 14th, surprise your partner with a gift that makes them feel like royalty — and some nice cake too! And, while you're planning out the perfect National Cunnilingus Day, see how you can take it one step further by browsing our inventory of sexy, fun-filled products, from lingerie to G-Spot vibrators. Shop our selection or contact us today if you have any questions!
