When it’s time to “stroke the salami,” “burp the worm” or ya know… when you need to “yank your crank,” your hand will always suffice. But, why settle when there are so many mind-blowingly awesome automatic male masturbators to slip into?
Auto masturbators typically feature canals with various textures, designed to mimic the physiology of the anus or vagina, and sometimes even the mouth. With this type of sex toy, it’s most definitely what’s on the inside that counts. Bulges, bumps, beads, nodules and knobs — it all matters. Keep in mind that, in general, the more complex the inner texture, the better it will most likely feel.
And what’s more, hands-free male masturbators quite literally allow you to “strudel your noodle” with zero effort on your part. Just slip it on and you’re ready to go! So, you’re free to lie back, relax and enjoy every ounce of pleasure from these high-tech devices.
At PinkCherry, we’re BIG fans of these explosion-inducing sex simulators. It’s why we’ve gathered together some of the best male masturbators to share the wealth...of pleasure.
1. Colt 10 Function Textured Vibrating Stroker
The Colt 10 function-packed vibrating stroker features an all-encompassing chamber with a tickler-filled interior that feels so good on your member it should honestly be illegal.
The outer portion’s precision grip allows you (or a partner) to easily maneuver the jelly chamber into position. Then, simply grab the handheld remote and let the ten functions of vibration take to you into blissful satisfaction. The stroker’s powerful motor begins to stimulate your unit steadily and then intensifies, graduating to varying levels and combinations of pulsation.
2. PDX Suck-N-Pump Triple Action Stroker
For a unique, double-duty option, try the PDX Suck-N-Pump Triple Action Stroker. This stroker/pumper features strong suction and an innovative internal sleeve that works by tightening up to grip the shaft, working as both an enhancer and an orgasm-inducing sex toy.
The stroke mode is pretty incredible with this model as it uses reverse suction to create a gentle tight squeeze while the release valve smoothly releases pressure, creating an insane blowjob effect. Whether you’re pumping or thrusting, there are multiple vibration intensities to choose from, meaning you get a completely customized Suck-N-Pump session.
3. Satisfyer Heat & Vibration Stroker
The innovative Satisfyer Heat & Vibration Stroker combines 14 signature vibration modes with realistic contours and heat to mimic the unique feel of both oral and vaginal sex. The vibration that this stroker offers is more than just your average buzz. It's deep, throbbing and toe-curlingly realistic.
Whether you’re looking for a stroking or sucking effect, this masturbator is the perfect playmate. With simple buttons to vary vibration and warmth from within, this toy will send shivers, shudders and shakes down every inch of your body.
4. PDX Vibrating Mega Milker Fanta Flesh Stroker
Looking for squeezing, sucking and a…light show? The PDX Vibrating Mega Milker Fanta Flesh Stroker is for you! With a see-through, light-up window for watching the Mega Milker at work, this stroker mimics the sensation of vaginal sex. Up and down stroking feels incredibly realistic thanks to inner compression bars, six speeds and seven vibration options, each controlled separately.
For hands-free enjoyment, just attach the suction cup and lock it into place. The swivel arm is able to go from a vertical position to a right angle for the perfect playtime session.
5. Zolo 360 Rotating Automatic Male Stimulator
If you’re on the hunt for the ideal male masturbator to take care of almost every inch of your shaft, look no further than the Zolo 360 Rotating Automatic Male Stimulator.
This stroker uses hundreds of small, twisty spinning beads and soft massage-ready pleasure dots to take in more than half of the shaft, pleasuring with seven speed-customizable rotation modes. Whether you need to start slow or just want to head straight to the finish line, the power is quite literally in your hands.
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Every dick is different, and that means every man’s masturbator is going to be different as well. Shop our wide selection of male masturbators and hands-free sex toys for men for your perfect pleasure-popping moment. And don’t forget, shipping is always free on orders over $49. Have a question or need more information about the best male masturbators on the market?