Collection: Main Squeeze

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Proof that even the most mighty king can be challenged (and sometimes overthrown!) by any truly determined contender, Main Squeeze’s collection of super sexy masturbators might just be next in line for the throne.

Aside from letting users fully customize the grip of a ridiculously lifelike ULTRASKYN inner sleeve by simply squeezing the side panels, the Main Squeeze strokers are much more discreet and portable than some similar toys. Once the cap is in place on top of a plain black canister, only the most suspicious (and maybe x-ray visioned) eye would be able to guess at what it really is.

All canisters are standard size, so any sleeve will fit inside. The Original is coming in as favorite so far, but the Virgin (yes, there’s a hymen to pop through) and a continuously expanding line of current and on-trend porn star versions are quickly catching up. As for the transparent Optix- the clear material acts a bit like a magnifying glass. We’ll leave that little fact up to your imagination!

Keep an eye out for new arrivals to the line, and be sure to browse our honest customer reviews while you’re at it. All hail the Main Squeeze!